GAYest thing ever!

Interesting thing happened to me today.

Went to get my haircut cause it was "Out of Control" once again (I should be going every 3 months, I know that). Was actually looking forward to it and that's kind of strange for me. I like it long even though it's a pain sometimes and the greys are more noticeable (don't get me started on that).
I've been going to this hip place on the Byward Market in Ottawa. My bro recommended it and I thought I'd give it a shot. It turned out to be a great place the past 2 visits.
The atmosphere was kind of cool, young people working, busy place and girls everywhere. What else can a guy ask for. The dude that does the actual cutting is a good guy and always has plenty of good stories about VEGAS and partying and having a good time. Makes the cut go by pretty fast.

As I walked in at Noon today, I noticed quite a few of guys in the place and not too many girls.
I was thinking that maybe it was still kind of early, and most of the females don't show up til later on in the afternoon. I was greeted and was told to have a seat and wait to get my hair washed which is normal procedure. Picked up a magazine and was reading a few articles and was also looking at the people in the salon. Once again, I didn't see many girls washing hair and lots of guys were walking around. After about a 10 minute wait, I saw my buddy, said hello, did the usual handshake and then he asked if I wanted a Cappuccino while I waited, but I declined. He said it shouldn't be much longer. I kept reading the mag and then all of a sudden I heard a male voice say: "Sir, can you follow me please"?

Hmmmm I thought. This is kind of WEIRD! He took me to the hair washing station and asked me to have a seat. I was still looking around to see if a female was anywhere to be found but that was not happening. I sat in the chair and was thinking to myself that this was going to be MESSED UP. He put that little towel around my neck and asked me to lean my head back into the sink. I wasn't happy about it but knew that I had to do it.
He started GRINDING my hair and asked me if the water was too hot and it wasn't. A MALE was now touching my hair with his HANDS and washing it thoroughly. I wasn't feeling too comfortable but it wasn't too bad YET!
After that part was done, I felt him apply shampoo to my hair. YUKK!! He then started massaging the shampoo deep into my hair and I was kind of feeling sick to my stomach (is that normal). Usually when a girl is doing that to me, my eyes close and it feels so good to get that massage on the scalp. Sometimes I even get goosebumps cause it feels kind of nice :)
This time however, my eyes stayed WIDE OPEN and I don't even think I BLINKED for the entire shampooing!
After he got the shampoo nice and deep in my hair, he then started rinsing it out and once again asked if the water was too hot. I just grunted that it was ok. Now I started thinking, please GOD, let that be it. Guess what?? He then decides to do it all over again! CAN YOU BLEEPING BELIEVE THAT? I'm was thinking, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO not again.
But he sure did do it once again. Shampoo on the hair (bro thinks it was conditioner, nahhhh), deep massaging of the scalp and me not BLINKING and staring at the ceiling holding my jeans with both hands (not sure why I felt the need to do that but it made me feel better). After what seemed to take an hour, I was all done.
He said I could get up and he took that towel and wiped the back of my neck dry and took me to the hair cutting chair. I think I sprinted to get there and thanked him so as not to be rude.

HOW GAY WAS THAT??
Time for push ups and weight lifting and maybe even kissing the first female I see :)
Maybe it was just a bad dream! Or was it???